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Jul 19 04 7:02 PM

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it's probably old but it's FUNNNY and soooo true


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How does a lead guitarist change a lightbulb ?
She holds it up and the world revolves around himer

(himer being my word for him/her)
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Kakumba

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Jul 19 04 9:12 PM



QUOTE (Luck7 @ Jul 19 2004, 07:04 PM)
true, but should be lead singer.

so true. so, we trdain jokes now it just so happens im prepared for this.

Q.How do you occupy a bass player for hours?
A.Tell him to tune her own instrument.

Q. What's the difference between a bass and an onion?
A. Nobody cries when you chop a bass in half.


Q. What is the difference between a Bass player and Guitar player?
A. Two Strings

Q. Why did the Bass player cross the road
A. To see her Imaginary Friends.


Q. What do you call a bass player, fronting as a drummer?
A. Artificial intelligence.

Q. what's the similarity between a bass player and a hoover.
A. they both suck when you plug them in !!

Q. what do you do if you see a bassist, covered in blood, crawling around your back yard.
A. stop laughing and shoot them

Q.why did the drummer put a pack of bass strings on his/her dashboard.
A. so they could park in the disabled lot.

Q. what is the range of a gibson les paul?
A. About 25 feet if you have a good arm!!

Q. what do you call a bass player with half a brain?
A. Gifted!!

Q. What is the difference between a bass player and a chiropdodist??
A. The chiropodist bucks up your feet!!

Q. How many keyboard players does it take to change a light bulb ???
A. Just the one, but they stand holding the light bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around them


Q. How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 12, one to change it and 11 to say they could do it better.

We detuned one of the bass players strings, but didn't tell them which one!!!!!!

Q. How do you make a singer cross??
A. Nail two singers together!!!!

Q. What's the difference between a bass and a coffin?
A. The coffin has the stiff on the inside!!

Q. What did the guitarist get on her IQ test paper?
A. Saliva!!

Q. What do you call a bass player with friends?
A. A liar!!

Q. What is the difference between a bass player and a large Pizza.
A. A Pizza can feed a family of four!!

Q. What do you call an idiot that hangs around and annoys drummers?
A. A bass player!!

Q. Why is it bad when the drum solo stops?
A. Bass solo begins!!

Q. What do you call a guitarist in a 3 piece suit?
A. The defendent!

Q. Why do people instantly hate singers?
A. It saves time in the long run!

Q. How do you get a guitarist to stop playing ?
A. Put the music in front of her!!!!!!

Q. What do you call a bassist without a boyfriend?
A. Homeless!!!!!

That will do for now.

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Jan 1 05 6:43 PM

Kabumba???

what the heck is all this anti bass stuff man

after all drummers play bass as well

mind you...
no strings attached

Sometimes its funny how messed up things can be!!!

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Jan 2 05 12:26 AM

Dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou.

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Jonas

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Jan 2 05 11:41 AM

QUOTE (Luck7 @ Jan 1 2005, 10:42 AM)
I play bass...... thats saying something right there.

Yeah, me too, I play bass and guitar, and sing occasionally (and not just in the shower ). But drum is my first and only true love.

Good jokes there Kak, where did you get that list from???

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Jan 2 05 10:14 PM

hahaha potato peeler thats funny
but the guitarest jokes?

Sometimes its funny how messed up things can be!!!

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